Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
A : Adidas.
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Q : How do u CUT roads?????
A : By LAUGHING...Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".
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Q : What will u call a person who is leaving India??
A : Hindustan Leaver.
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Q : What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel
much??
A : Hindustan Leaver Limited.
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Q : A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A : Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q : Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A : Because it was an entrance exam.
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Q : What's Ford?
A : Gaadi.
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Q : What's Oxford?
A : So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Q : Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an
orange?
A :They both are not a banana !!
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
why ?
Bcoz there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae