Ek train patri se utarne ka case ADALAT mai aya
Train ka Driver Pathan tha
Usse Poocha k tumne train patri se kyoun utari ?
PATHAN : O yara!! aik banda samne se agaya tha or break marne ka time nahi tha hamara Assistant bola k is ke Upar chara do

WAKIL : Phir ??

PATHAN : bas wo banda patri se utra to humne train b utardi