1. What is the meaning of life? -- ask Mr. Webster :P

2. Is there a God? -- maybe

3. Do blondes have more fun? -- no

4. What is the best diet? --see-food diet :P

5. Is there anybody out there? -- certainly not me.. :P

6. Who is the most famous person in the world? -- ME! :P

7. What is love? -- is a four-letter word.. :P

8. What is the secret to happiness? -- secret!

9. Did Tony Soprano die? -- who the hell is he?

10. How long will I live? -- as long as I want.. :P