"i know i have a fake name" . . . really? And here I was thinking you were lady gaga herself. QCB should hire you for PR. I know I want to open an account there now.

By the way, QNB is a good bank. Courteous and helpful staff who speak excellent English and who are clearly knowledgeable about international banking. But if the deal seems to good to be true, you need to read the fine print chaps. Banks are out to make money.