I forgot to proof-read it. So here's the revised one :P
One day a tourist went to a village. He needs to cross a river. Then he saw a man with his boat. The man in the boat then gave him a lift and they began to cross the river. While on the cruise, the tourist asked the man "Did you finish until college?". The man asked "We were poor and so I didn't". The tourist then said "Ah...You missed a QUARTER of your life!". Then the tourist asked another question "Did you ever ride an airplane?" The man said "No I haven't tried that yet." The tourist said "Ah! you missed HALF of your life!" Then, the tourist said "How about this, have you ever eaten at a fine dining restaurant?" The man said "No, we only eat what I get from this river." Then the tourist said "Ah! you missed another QUARTER of your life!". Then the tourist finally concluded "Frankly, I think you are pathetic and I personally pity you". Then the man replied "Do you know how to swim?" The tourist said "No I don't, but so what?!". The man then said "Ah! You lost your whole life!" (The boat sank with the tourist)
I forgot to proof-read it. So here's the revised one :P
One day a tourist went to a village. He needs to cross a river. Then he saw a man with his boat. The man in the boat then gave him a lift and they began to cross the river. While on the cruise, the tourist asked the man "Did you finish until college?". The man asked "We were poor and so I didn't". The tourist then said "Ah...You missed a QUARTER of your life!". Then the tourist asked another question "Did you ever ride an airplane?" The man said "No I haven't tried that yet." The tourist said "Ah! you missed HALF of your life!" Then, the tourist said "How about this, have you ever eaten at a fine dining restaurant?" The man said "No, we only eat what I get from this river." Then the tourist said "Ah! you missed another QUARTER of your life!". Then the tourist finally concluded "Frankly, I think you are pathetic and I personally pity you". Then the man replied "Do you know how to swim?" The tourist said "No I don't, but so what?!". The man then said "Ah! You lost your whole life!" (The boat sank with the tourist)