Since the start of child abuse scandal sweeping the Catholic Church, this is the most funny ever.
Writer from UK foreign office proposed the following for POPE action:

1. to launch a child-abuse hotline
2. to announce he's "sacking dodgy bishops."
3. to launch Benedict-brand condoms
4. to bless gay marriage.
5. to ordain a female priest
6. to launch an abortion clinic

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/04/25/britain.pope.condom.apolo...

It seems no one respects both church and POPE anymore.