"The couple admitted having drunk alcohol. Drinking alcohol in licensed bars and restaurants is not illegal in Dubai, but being out in public afterwards is."

How are you supposed to get home? Has Dubai achieved teleportation and I just haven't heard about it?

literal people are scary, man, literal people scare me
out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look,it sez right here, see!" Ani Difranco