1) Depends on what they are saying. Most "friends" will only point out your faults to make themselves feel better about themselves. True friends accept you no matter what you did or who you are.

2) Huh?

3) Huh again?

literal people are scary, man, literal people scare me
out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look,it sez right here, see!" Ani Difranco