It wouldn't be an issue if men and women were allowed to mingle here. It's a situation you've created yourself. As for two women fighting to get married here, are you kidding? They'd be killed by their own families!

literal people are scary, man, literal people scare me
out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look,it sez right here, see!" Ani Difranco