OMG, where do I start, SS I know you said one per post, but rules are made to be broken, LOL ;-)

Mum/Dad
Siblings
Warbutons Bread
Pork
Fish & Chips
Decent internet connection
Imperial Leather Foamburst Shower Gel

Should I go on?

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