1. Blue eyes - No its green
2. Long blonde hair - No its red
3. Occasionally wears glasses - Yes all the time
4. Five feet eight inches tall - no 4 ft 8 "
5. Weighs around 9.5 stones - no 99.5 stones
6. A size 12 - No 22
7. Good in bed - ---------------
8. Earns less than £25,000 a year - No ... + GBP 50,000
9. Extremely fit - No ...under fit
10. Very good looking - No ....not bootiphool
12. Wacky personality - No I dunno what it is...
13. Rents a house or flat - No .. owns few in pearl
14. Optimistic - No very pessmistic
15. Owns a Ford Ka or Mazda MX5 16. Nurse or PR Executive - No...owns X6
17. No children - Yes just 5
18. Drinks occasionally - No.. drinks always
19. Loves clubbing - No..hate clubbing
20. Non-smoke - No chain smoker

oooppss thats not me... thats Darude!!