1. Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall.

2. Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money! Isn't that really bad?

3. Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.

4. is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.

5. doesnt need to exercise, i do enough by pushing my luck, jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle

Ahhh theres too many...