Q:What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A. A panda rolling down a hill.

Q. What’s black and white and red all over?
A. A sunburnt panda.

Q. Why do pandas have fur coats?
A. Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.

Q. Why do pandas like old movies?
A. Because they’re in black and white.

Q. What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A. A panda that’s fallen in cement.

Q: What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.

Q. Why was the little cub so spoiled?
A: Because his mother panda'd to his every whim!

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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes