Mintus, you forgot to mention that while old men aren't being killed by gangs of youths, this place does have one of the highest rates of death by traffic accident in the world (wait till he experiences his first land cruiser baralling down on him at 180 kms an hour in the break down lane!)

But here's some reading for you FitnessPro, hope you're married http://www.medicinehatnews.com/content/view/164122/71/ :)