he did actually say:

“Who introduced this game of soccer?” he wondered, before going on to describe them as satanic and devils.

But hey, this is getting Waaaaaaay too serious....anyone else have any funny comments...made up or not?

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."