listen to this media joke :-D

A man in India sees a dog about to bite a lady.He killed the dog.
Newspaper reports:INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG!

Man:'I'm not Indian citizen'

Next day's report:FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG!

Man:'Actually,I'm from Pakistan'

Next day's headlines:TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG!

LOL :-D

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor