As being the CEO of the company, I 'd like to welcome all of you on board. We couldn't have been what we are now , without you. I thank each one of you, as well as Mr. Dracu, without whom the company would never have reached the heights!
We, especially, the HR team would be more than happy to listen to your suggestions to help the company to survive in this economic downtime. Now with confidence I assure you, your being foolish and hungry throughout your service period.

---If you can't CONVINCE them, CONFUSE them!!!