Haha, nice post, Don. So we're all already dead from last year's asteroid; not to mention Comet Hale-Bopp, Nostrodamus (over and over again), the Y2K virus etc. etc. No need to worry about future ends of the world.

I really want to see this paper from physicists at Berkeley that proves were all doomed, can we have a link to this amazing unscientific reasearch, please?