Yeah, I was disappointed with the "You know you've been in the West too long ..." It just wasn't at all funny, it's mean-spirited. So I came up with a few of my own. You know you've been in the West too long when you call a business and are shocked to hear a real person answer the phone. You know you've been in the West too long when you get a pay raise at work and worry that it will put you into a higher tax bracket. Sorry, that's all I can think of for now, but I'm sure there are thousands more.
Mandi