LOL! Good try, pal. This turned into a rather funny thread. Will see what to do I guess. Empty beaches enough, and different types of swimming wear available as well. Anyway, resorts are out. I don't see myself paying entrace for some 30 minutes of swimming, and then driving on again. Tanning on the beach? With these temperatures? Some people must be crazy!

Oh, and btw guys: Please stop sending me invites. I am married. Happily :D