" Daddy's asked me to think about what I would like to wear when I wed my 33yr old cousin next week, he says it will save my purity and keep me protected against illicit relations"

And I wish that was truely a joke, but for some that is a reality.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."