handsome
a caring listener
full of toughtful surprises
remember anniversaries
not too ugly lol
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach lol
Remembers to put the toilet seat down lol
Shaves most weekends
Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
Remembers where he left his teeth lol

You sure you're rather looking for a woman?

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach