You should read my signiture more carefully. :)

And I believe Penis is the correct term, not slang

Anyway, one can be religious and not have a humoursectomy.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."