She was speaking figuratively and you took it literally. Now i realise you probably "Don't English too good". Which is why it is better to ask what she meant by that, than running off on a silly rant. Your Vatican Irony is probably more offensive than anything she said.

If you are that easily tempted then you shouldn't be doing what you are doing. If you are not easily tempted then you just wrote a whole bunch of crap no other reason than to spray the forum with your "qwerty diarrhea". If you need to be an ass to take your mind off a torturous thought, then you are weak.

It all boils down to Live and Let Live. Which clearly you missed the lesson when you were younger.

Simple really.