No worries at all! I guess that with your littlie your wife wont be working out here? Im sure there are a million brits out here who would be thrilled to have a British midwife over here. We are thinking of having our first in the not too distant future and it's a minefield finding out stuff out here!
Let us know if you want any more info - or if your wife does. There seems to be lots of mum and baby stuff going on if she's up for that - sometimes you just have to go to these things to make some friends even if it seems horrendous at the time!
You can always send a pm if you want to ask me something rather than putting it on the message board - not that Im an oracle - I've only just moved here myself (!!) but from dubai so the middle east is familiar territory.
All the best
Hannah