"She taught him how to cook, clean and be a good listener" - Bummer, he got Brainwashed Obviously

"The day after i had sex with this guy for the first time, he said he'd filled his mom in! Apparently they always discussed his sex life and she sent him condoms. It was hard to get in the mood the next time knowing we'd be using one of her 'gifts'."- Responsible Parenting. You never stop being a Parent.

"He took me on dates to his house so he wouldn't have to pay for dinner."- This dude wrote any books on how to prepare for an Economic Downturn?