A man who had just died, arrived at heaven.s gate. Before allowing him

entry, St. Peter asked him if he.d ever loved a woman.

.No,. the man replied, .Not a single one..

.Did you have a friend you cared for?.

.No..

.Perhaps you loved a pet? Did you not feel a love for nature?.

.No..

.What took you so long to get here?. asked a surprised St. Peter. .You.ve been

dead for ages..