I remember seeing one back in the US that said "If you tailgate me, I'll flick a booger on your windsheild" I was asking my husband the other night if he thought I would get arrested if I got one for here. I am hopefully going to get my driver's license this week, and thought if I had a bumper sticker like that I would not be followed too closely!

Motherhood...The hardest job you'll ever love! : )