1. If it is about religion, sack it off
2. If it breathes, sh*g it
3. If it is alcoholic, drink it to excess
4. If it makes you happy, do it
5. If you are illiterate, don't waste money on books or newspapers
6. If everything in your life revolves around denigrating other people and their beliefs, constantly looking for the opportunity to do it, then jump into a warm bath with a 3 bar electric fire, plugged in.
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I say what I like and I bloody well like what I say
Some more for you
1. If it is about religion, sack it off
2. If it breathes, sh*g it
3. If it is alcoholic, drink it to excess
4. If it makes you happy, do it
5. If you are illiterate, don't waste money on books or newspapers
6. If everything in your life revolves around denigrating other people and their beliefs, constantly looking for the opportunity to do it, then jump into a warm bath with a 3 bar electric fire, plugged in.
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I say what I like and I bloody well like what I say