LOL GIB! However I dont think beating up the wife where I come from is such a good idea......Read on!..........................Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties to perform.

Terry had married a woman from America , and bragged that he had
told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house.
He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.

James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had
given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking.
He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day
it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and
there was a huge meal on the table.

David said that he had married a Yorkshire girl. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper.

Love and peace!