I find this hilarious (not the fact that you went through this ordeal xena, just the premise of the incident).

You slapped his hand for doing something he was asked not to do so he called the police. I cant imagine what grounds the police even came to there. Can you imagine how that phone call went?

"this english woman wont let me enter a door marked private, and asked me not to go in and I tried to and she shut the door!!"

Would the police think this is something that warrants a trip out?_____________________________________________________
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"