Not a slave, huh?

I beg to differ:

"his boring day may need a lift and it is one of your duties to provide it"

"show sincerity" (rather than 'be sincere')

"his topics of conversation are more important than yours"

"NEVER complain"

"DON'T complain"

"offer to take off his shoes"

"DON'T ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity"

"you have NO right to question him"