1. “How much money do you make?” (Not much actually but I'll be opening up a Smoke Relief Fund shortly care to contribute?)
2. “Did you make a killing when you sold your house?” (Yes had to sacrifice a goat to the House Gods)
3. “How much did you pay for that suit?” (I didnt, came free with the mannequin i stole.)
4. “Is your child adopted?” (No he just looks my neighbour)
5. “Do you dye your hair?” (Hell no, i'm a natural born Grey.)
7. “Why are you going to the doctor?” (I feel great, need a second opinion)
8. “Are you feeling okay? You look tired.” (I'm fine, need to cut down on Viagra though)
9. “How old are you?” (Old enough to drink)
10. “What are you two talking about?” (We are discussing how we have morons amongst us asking nosy questions.)
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
1. “How much money do you make?” (Not much actually but I'll be opening up a Smoke Relief Fund shortly care to contribute?)
2. “Did you make a killing when you sold your house?” (Yes had to sacrifice a goat to the House Gods)
3. “How much did you pay for that suit?” (I didnt, came free with the mannequin i stole.)
4. “Is your child adopted?” (No he just looks my neighbour)
5. “Do you dye your hair?” (Hell no, i'm a natural born Grey.)
7. “Why are you going to the doctor?” (I feel great, need a second opinion)
8. “Are you feeling okay? You look tired.” (I'm fine, need to cut down on Viagra though)
9. “How old are you?” (Old enough to drink)
10. “What are you two talking about?” (We are discussing how we have morons amongst us asking nosy questions.)
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
_[]~SMoKE~[]_