THIS COULD BE HOW MADAM CELEBRATED HER 62ND B-DAY:

1>Hosted a Snow White-themed costume party. Guess who came as the 8th dwarf?

2>Participated in the reenactment of the annual Palm Sunday feast to commemorate the triumphant entry of Jesus into Jerusalem. She played the role of an ass.

3> Was invited by a certain Mrs. Pineda to be the guest of honor in a special “President’s Birthday Draw” of a “numbers game” in her native Pampanga.

4> WITH THANK YOU PRAYER: “Nothing much. Ash my father would alwayssh shay, jussht do what ish right. Do what ish bessht. And God will take care of the ressht.“

5> Declined the birthday presents from her children. Instead, she was the one who gave them gifts. For Luli, a book: Herb Kay’s “How to Get Filthy, Stinking Rich and Still Have Time for Great Sex!” For Mikey: an early endorsement for his 2010 gubernatorial bid in Pampanga, and for Dato: his own legislative district in Bicol.

6> Got a surprise production number from her two sons Mikey and Dato, brother-in-law Iggy, and staunch House ally Prospero Nograles. They all performed the cha-cha.

7>Didn’t sleep until 4am hoping she’d get a pre-dawn birthday call from US President Barack Obama.

8> Ordered the release of another high-profile murderer.

Happy birthday Mrs. President!

~~~bleh! muta....~~~