I suggest you try this method, I chuckle to think of you donning a thobe, visiting a coffee shop, speaking in Arabic and actually trying this: :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kwh3R0YjuQ

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."