The rules of April Fools Day clearly states that if you try an April Fool after mid day then you are the Fool.

You posted this at 2.35pm

better luck next year :D

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."