have you heard the one about the kids ripped apart by a godly invoked bear for taking the mickey out of a bald man?
I will dig it out.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."