Who.am.i

Run that by me again - You are at the beach with your niece and her boyfriend and your nipple got cut, then you used a whole load of nappy cream?

Okay firstly, explain the nipple. Secondly, not sure I want to ask this but where does the whole tub of Sudcreme come in?

Are you the guy who turns up at A&E and says I don't know how the hoover attachment ended up there, carrying an empty tub of Sudocreme?
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