Ay'up everyone - Women playing cricket, are you mad? Never believed Garlic Bread, garlic and bread, what next Cheesecake - Cheese and cake?

Never would have happened in Yorkshire, that's why women have got such small feet, so they can get right up close to sink.

They will be wanting t'vote next.

Wonders will never cease.
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