1. Where can i find these blow up dolls?
2. Where can i find these real women?
3. Hmm so then your friend is left out and you are in why?
4. Yes!! those guards are so foolish, they will never notice my filipino/chinese/korean/nepali eyes/accent :)
5. If they tell you to call your wife out to accompany you, tell the guards she's with another man and you are there to spy on her.
6. For good measure tuck a pillow under your blow up doll dressed in a abaya.
7. Never! I drive all the way to City Center, wait an hour and half to find a place to park, try to find a real woman or adopt a temp family, finally take out my blow up doll in the abaya, take out the friend i brought to distract the guard as backup, take 5 mins to figure out how to reassemble that darn pram and cover the doll to look like a baby, adjust my Qatari costume, get my story straight about my imaginary wife waiting for me inside, and after all this i have to PAY to get inside? :)
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
1. Where can i find these blow up dolls?
2. Where can i find these real women?
3. Hmm so then your friend is left out and you are in why?
4. Yes!! those guards are so foolish, they will never notice my filipino/chinese/korean/nepali eyes/accent :)
5. If they tell you to call your wife out to accompany you, tell the guards she's with another man and you are there to spy on her.
6. For good measure tuck a pillow under your blow up doll dressed in a abaya.
7. Never! I drive all the way to City Center, wait an hour and half to find a place to park, try to find a real woman or adopt a temp family, finally take out my blow up doll in the abaya, take out the friend i brought to distract the guard as backup, take 5 mins to figure out how to reassemble that darn pram and cover the doll to look like a baby, adjust my Qatari costume, get my story straight about my imaginary wife waiting for me inside, and after all this i have to PAY to get inside? :)
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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