An elderly lady goes to the Doctor and he asks what is the problem. She shyly reveals that recently she has a lot of gas and as a result is farting sometimes in public. She claims that thus far they have been both silent and odorless. She is afraid that may not remain the case. She asks the doctor to help her BEFORE it becomes embarassing.
The Doctor examines her and says I think I know what is wrong with you, here are some pills to take each day. After taking the pills the lady returns to the doctor and she is quite irate. She says those pills did nothing to eliminate the gas BUT now the smell is unbarable.
The doctor grins and says good, now that we have cleared up your sinus problem let's see what we can do to improve your hearing as well.......
An elderly lady goes to the Doctor and he asks what is the problem. She shyly reveals that recently she has a lot of gas and as a result is farting sometimes in public. She claims that thus far they have been both silent and odorless. She is afraid that may not remain the case. She asks the doctor to help her BEFORE it becomes embarassing.
The Doctor examines her and says I think I know what is wrong with you, here are some pills to take each day. After taking the pills the lady returns to the doctor and she is quite irate. She says those pills did nothing to eliminate the gas BUT now the smell is unbarable.
The doctor grins and says good, now that we have cleared up your sinus problem let's see what we can do to improve your hearing as well.......
Hahahaha
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