Indeed not boring at all now let me try ;p
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
WTF are u chasing me with that carving knife?
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
I was with another woman and u walked in screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
These are the things in me u love a lot.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
Now we have kids, no time for a piss
5. I thought that I could love no other
but thats just a lie i told your mother
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But now sugar is expensive, fuel prices have gone up, cant afford to take u on a date no more, we must break up.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But oh look at the time, get me a beer, some chips its time for the Nascar race.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
but seriously u need to work on the hips, the tummy and the thighs!!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
what more do u want? the house, the kids, the car and the maid that ran away?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
they are really big words i doubt u can spell!
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Coz, we didnt comment The-Birdie started to whine :p
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
Indeed not boring at all now let me try ;p
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
WTF are u chasing me with that carving knife?
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
I was with another woman and u walked in screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
These are the things in me u love a lot.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
Now we have kids, no time for a piss
5. I thought that I could love no other
but thats just a lie i told your mother
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But now sugar is expensive, fuel prices have gone up, cant afford to take u on a date no more, we must break up.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But oh look at the time, get me a beer, some chips its time for the Nascar race.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
but seriously u need to work on the hips, the tummy and the thighs!!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
what more do u want? the house, the kids, the car and the maid that ran away?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
they are really big words i doubt u can spell!
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Coz, we didnt comment The-Birdie started to whine :p
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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