Stayed at a hotel in Ghent and it was dirty. I am fine with a clean, basic bed but it was filthy. I rest beneath only the first layer of sheets as I didn’t fancy contracting a terminal foreign sickness. Then I was inaudibly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I momentary looked over my shoulder and made out the gargantuan black legs of a spider. Fully hysterical, I threw myself ferociously adjacent to the wall. It was just a hair. Yes, a disgusting hair! I’m not lying. So yeah, there are a lot worse hotels in Europe..