that one should think the only alternatives should be celibacy or married sex.
There really is this religiously inspired fear of the vagina.
Christians exalt the virgin birth so much so that the vagina is seen as a one-way street! :D

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."