Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, high heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he, found me with a black leather bodice, tall heels and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made
love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
love all night long.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,black stockings, high heels and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came
in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'