One thing it's NOT is "humourous"

The Catch22 situation of 'being an infidel if defending an unconvicted infidel' goes against every form of natural and religious justice known.

"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."