Alexa, asking Kee to get laid is probably not the most constructive thing to say , especially when you admit to being a pussey.

I am sure that getting laid is your full and final career aspiration, but I don't think it is hers. She is actually concerned with the plight of an oppressed people. You, however seem to be concerned with fornication with whoever and whatever. I believe you are on the wrong forum.

May I suggest www.IamAstupidGormlessThickMacDonaldsEatingAsshole.com

You may find what you are looking for there.

Thanks hun

All the best and remember to use protection