Micky, Jonny and Paddy sitting in the bar talking about their wives..

Micky "Aye my wife has just got a big swimming pool, she can't even swim"

Jonny " aye dats nofing me wife has bought a brand new 7 series BMW and she can't even drive"

Paddy " Aye my wife is off to Ibiza with a suit case full of Durex, she does'nt even have a dick"

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HE WHO DARES WINS