oh man you are still trying to marry that Muslim girl right? am not happy with that lol.

Sure will miss you, Pajju i will tell you how to hijack oil tankers.

1. you need GPS.
2. atleast 1 RPG and 6 AK-47's
3. one plastic ladder.
4. at least 2 speed boats.
5. a mother-ship.
6. at least 2 thuraya satellite phones.
7. one village base at the coast of Somalia.
8. now you need to execute your mission, so you need at least 8 drug addicted former somali fishermen. and poof the ship is in your hands.


Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!

- Jalaluddin al-Rumi