A lady was expecting the plumber, he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went, no plumber. Eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock, still no plumber.

She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some shopping. While she was out, the plumber arrived.

He knocked on the door and the lady's parrot, in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"

He replied, "It's the plumber".

He waited but nobody came to the door to let him in.

The plumber knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"

He said, "It's the plumber!"

He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"

He said, "It's the fffing plumber!!!!!!!!"

Again he waited but nobody came to the door.

He knocked again and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
"It's the ffffing plumber you silly tw@t!'" said he.

Flying into a rage, he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges. He suffered a heart attack and fell dead in the doorway.

The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway, "My goodness a dead body!" she exclaimed, "Who is it?!"

And the parrot said, "It's the fffing plumber you silly tw@t!"